July 31, 2009: Let’s Panic About Being a Needy Writing Partner
Apparently my absence last week was deeply felt. Dr. Bradley seems to think that while I’m off at an important gathering of Internet Millionaires she can just sit around and complain about all the work she has to do without me holding her damp hand and making her special lumbago tea. Honestly, she knows I’ll make it up to her, which I did this week by constructing a fascinating new article about controlling your baby with the ancient science of Voodoo. Did I say controlling? Silly me! I meant bonding, BONDING with your baby safely and harmlessly. Using black magic.
When Alice finally stopped pouting about me going away FOR THE WEEKEND — it was just THREE DAYS, my god — when she finally stopped punishing me with the silent treatment, we were able to join forces merrily, as is our way, to churn out another brilliant advice column. Where does your uterus go when you’re not looking? Look no further, for we are the only ones who will tell you the bizarre, unholy truth. Because scaring the crap out of people is how we have our fun.
Be sure to visit Let’s Panic! every day. We only update it once or twice a week, but we need the hits to bolster our self-worth.
I’m doing my best to bolster.
posted August 1st, 2009 at 1:19 pmAnd we appreciate it, Ms. Momo. Mrs. Fali? Whatever.
posted August 1st, 2009 at 10:15 pmI come to your site every day. Keep up the postings, it’s a great read. (You two remind me of Carl Hiaasen’s columns in the Miami Hearld) – maybe not so political and/or environmental…but still damn funny!
posted August 5th, 2009 at 11:04 amThank you, Missy! We’ll be sending your check out today.
posted August 5th, 2009 at 11:08 amYour site is great! it puts the ‘uh’ back into funny. I’ve forwarded your address to everyone I know.
okay … just two people. But, since that fails to bolster my ego — I shall endeavor to bolster yours.
how much is that check for?
posted August 27th, 2009 at 6:31 pm