November 1, 2009: Good news, and even more reason to panic!
As you may have already heard because you follow everything we do and say and think, we’ve secured a book deal with St. Martin’s Press. This means that by the fall of 2010, a mighty tome detailing every tiny thing you need to know to be pregnant and/or an adequate mother will be landing in a bookstore near you. Get ready. This book will contain information you didn’t even know could exist in this world. It will change your life.
In other, also probably important news, H1N1 is already here, and we’re concentrating on surviving the winter so that we may see this book to fruition. Fortunately we have our very own Biodome, which really does come in handy at times like these. We realize that some of you may not be so fortunate, which is why we’ve put together this handy guide to How to Avoid Getting EnFlued. Please note that although we’re putting this story in the “pregnancy” section of the site, much of our information is valid even for women whose wombs are devoid of tiny proto-children.
Thank you so much for the flu guide. I was trying to do everything I knew to do, but I thought there might be some chinks in my armor, and you have found them all. (P.S. Sleeping in chain mail is kind of unrestful. But so worth it.)
posted November 2nd, 2009 at 1:28 am