Archive for June 2010

JUNE 25, 2010: YOU BETTER WATCH THAT BABY OF YOURS REAL CAREFUL-LIKE

Posted by Alice Bradley and Eden M. Kennedy on Jun 25, 2010 at 7:45 am in Latest News

Friends, followers, reluctant allies. Guess what? Your baby’s personality is, at birth, set in stone. Whoops! Did you not know that? If your baby’s a sleep-depriving squawking food-monster, he will grow up to be an even bigger version. Don’t blame us–that’s Science talking.

Fortunately we have some tactics you can employ to thwart Science, or at least keep yourself busy as your child grows in girth and volume. So, you know, look here. And read. And then tell us what you think. Did we leave any horrifying habits out of there? We thought four should just about cover it–babies are awfully simple, as we know–but it’s vaguely possible we could possibly have missed something. Actually it’s impossible. But we’re willing to humor you.

Happy Solstice!

June 18, 2010, IN WHICH WE GET MYSTICAL ON YOUR ASS

Posted by Alice Bradley and Eden M. Kennedy on Jun 18, 2010 at 7:24 pm in Babies, Latest News

Even two rigidly scientifical types like us enjoy exploring the outer limits of our sanity, which is why this week’s update is all about astrology. As fans of the Reagan administration well know, astrology is the art of deciphering the stars’ influence in our lives. Having a crappy day? It might not be hormones, or your untreated diabetes, it could be the fact that a comet is speeding through the outer edges of our galaxy, inflaming Uranus! So this week we put on our astrophysical expert hats and wrote up some very interesting information about what to expect when the zodiac gets mystical all over your baby. It’s kind of just for fun, but maybe there’s actually something to it! We don’t know for sure. Maybe you should have your blood sugar checked just in case.

Yours enigmatically,
Mrss. Bradley and Kennedy

June 11, 2010: In Which We Are Filled With Shopping Advice

Posted by Alice Bradley and Eden M. Kennedy on Jun 11, 2010 at 1:39 pm in Latest News

Yes, technically we are back, but we’re feeling a little rusty. We just wrote a whole book, for heaven’s sake, and now we’re supposed to write more for this web site? For free? You have no idea how much we love you, to keep writing and thoroughly researching new articles for your (and your baby’s) edification. This week, we will doubtless save lives and rescue bank accounts with our inarguable advice on what sorts of baby products you do and do not need to buy, depending on what type of person you are. You will quickly recognize yourself in our list of types, should you care to admit it!