June 4, 2010: IT’S LIKE WE’RE REALLY BACK, THIS TIME
We know. It’s not easy to have faith. To believe that we’re really here, and we’re not going anywhere. But baby, we love you. We’d never hurt you, unless it was for a really, really good reason. Like we were working on a super-special present just for you. And just as we were coming to your place to give it to you, we got run over by a bus. And we were in the Emergency Room, all tubed up, and we couldn’t tell anyone to call you.
Well, that book we were writing? That’s our special present. And that bus that hit us? That’s all the pages it turned out you need to write in order to call something a book. And those tubes? That’s where our analogy fell apart. We’re not perfect, baby. We never said we were.
All right, enough apologizing. Get comfy, read our new articles that we put up just for you, and quit haranguing us, already. We said we were sorry! Geez.
Pregnant ladies: is your husband trying to touch you, again? Here’s what you’ll have to do.
Or maybe you just had your baby, and feel like living it up. Can you? No.
In conclusion, you look pretty today.
It really is like you’re really back! If I’m accurately perceiving the situation.
posted June 11th, 2010 at 1:27 am