June 18, 2010, IN WHICH WE GET MYSTICAL ON YOUR ASS

Even two rigidly scientifical types like us enjoy exploring the outer limits of our sanity, which is why this week’s update is all about astrology. As fans of the Reagan administration well know, astrology is the art of deciphering the stars’ influence in our lives. Having a crappy day? It might not be hormones, or your untreated diabetes, it could be the fact that a comet is speeding through the outer edges of our galaxy, inflaming Uranus! So this week we put on our astrophysical expert hats and wrote up some very interesting information about what to expect when the zodiac gets mystical all over your baby. It’s kind of just for fun, but maybe there’s actually something to it! We don’t know for sure. Maybe you should have your blood sugar checked just in case.

Yours enigmatically,
Mrss. Bradley and Kennedy

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