JUNE 25, 2010: YOU BETTER WATCH THAT BABY OF YOURS REAL CAREFUL-LIKE
Friends, followers, reluctant allies. Guess what? Your baby’s personality is, at birth, set in stone. Whoops! Did you not know that? If your baby’s a sleep-depriving squawking food-monster, he will grow up to be an even bigger version. Don’t blame us–that’s Science talking.
Fortunately we have some tactics you can employ to thwart Science, or at least keep yourself busy as your child grows in girth and volume. So, you know, look here. And read. And then tell us what you think. Did we leave any horrifying habits out of there? We thought four should just about cover it–babies are awfully simple, as we know–but it’s vaguely possible we could possibly have missed something. Actually it’s impossible. But we’re willing to humor you.
Happy Solstice!
“Some other studies that showed that those babies from the first studies eventually turned their parents insane.” Huh? Watch out, minor proofreading errors are one of the strongest indicators of incipient parental insanity.
Also, your link above is messed up. Clearly your parents were negligent during your infancy.
posted June 26th, 2010 at 11:38 amEXACTLY OUR POINT.
posted July 4th, 2010 at 5:12 pm