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November 17, 2011: Let’s Panic and Clorox, part 2

Posted by Alice on Nov 17, 2011 at 5:48 pm in Uncategorized

This week we’ve got another Clorox-sponsored post for you, and it’s so very clean! Funny but also clean! SO CLEAN YOU GUYS.

Sorry, we’ve been breathing in some fumes. We won’t say which kind. (Hint: the clean kind.)

While we (literally) take a breather, why not sit back and enjoy our new post, which comes with video #2 with Bethenny Frankel? She was lovely company, but not once were we offered one of her famous cocktail mixes. So what if it was 11 am, Bethenny? So what?

OCTOBER 29, 2010: BOO

Posted by Alice on Oct 29, 2010 at 10:52 pm in Uncategorized

Happy almost-All Hallow’s Eve! The day when spirits fly all around and try to invade your body and consume your sweet life essence! Don’t let them, dear readers!

One of the best ways to prevent possession is to wear a costume that is decidedly unsexy. Sexiness invites demons to muck around with your spiritual innards, as we all know. And unhappy ghosts hate virtuous historical figures! With that in mind, do we have some Halloween costume suggestions for you.

And in case you think this is a rerun of last year’s Halloween story, all we can say is that we’re pretty sure déjà vu is a symptom of spirits ingesting your soul. Better invest in some holy water!

October 1, 2010: WE WILL GUIDE YOU IN ALL THINGS

Posted by Alice on Oct 1, 2010 at 11:33 am in Uncategorized

Confused, despairing pregnant women! We are here for you! No, not there. Here. Right…right here. THERE you go.

Because we realize that you are hormone-crazed and placenta-addled, we are always here to answer any and all questions you may have about your changing body or the body inside your body. We’d rather not field the super-gross questions, however. Please send those to Dr. Sears. He’s always game for anything. Anyhoo, these were the ones we were willing to answer this week.

Hey! As long as you’re here and at least semi-conscious, allow us to remind you to pre-order our forthcoming book, “Let’s Panic About Babies!” The book will be released on March 1st, but who knows how out of it you may be, by then? Order now! Thank you!