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How long would it take before we were enticed onto the Good Ship Sponsored Post, you might have been asking yourself. And now you have your answer: 30 months. This web site has existed since June 2009 and it took until October 2011 for Big Cleaning Product to court us for our momtastic wisdom. In the first of several (four, we think?) videos, come experience us listening quietly to Bethenny Frankel talk about trying not to cry over spilled breast milk. It is a lesson in forgiveness for us all!
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JUNE 22, 2011: WE ARE SO BACK
We have traveled many lands. Seen many people. Read many parts of our book. Eaten all kinds of room service.
Do you have a copy of our book yet? Of course you do. Don’t be silly. It’s in your hands right now. Or, no, you’re driving to the store! You should probably stop reading this.
We want to give a special shout-out to Portland, Seattle, San Francisco, Burlingame, Chicago, and, finally, Minneapolis. You came to our readings, and for that we will never forget you.
The rest of you can go screw yourselves.
Ha, ha! But we are only joking. That’s what we do! It’s kind of our thing. If we could have gone to every city in the entire world, know that we would have, maybe. Within reason. Look. We got tired. We are mostly human. I mean only. ONLY human.
Not only are we back, but look, we have new content for you! Just in time for the first day of summer, here’s our handy guide to Summer Camps. We’re not talking about day camps. Those are for chumps. To us, the only true summer camp is the one where you send your kid and you don’t see him for a good, long time. You don’t see him until you remember that you do love him after all. THAT kind of camp. Where memories are forged! Wedgies are administered! CAMP!
In conclusion: camp.
November 12, 2010: BUY OUR BOOK OR WE’LL CRY
No, of course we won’t cry if you don’t buy our book. We’ve already shed our tears — tears of gratitude for being chosen to channel the ancient, divine wisdom contained in Let’s Panic About Babies! All we’re offering you now is the opportunity to confer your acceptance of the truth contained in this slim volume by transferring a small amount of money from your bank account to ours. Is that too much to ask? We don’t think so. So go here for a preview of the knowledge to come, including a sample from our wonderful illustrator, Oslo Davis.
We thank you for your time and consideration.