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DECEMBER 10, 2010 A Little Pineapple for What Ails You
Pregnant women, we’ve been told, don’t want to laugh at themselves. So we developed Let’s Panic About Babies! to fulfill a pregnant woman’s need to not laugh at herself, but at other pregnant women. Stretch marks! Varicose veins! Mysterious discomfort! Hilarious when they’re happening to anyone but you. This week, we take a hard-hitting look at the terrible misfortunes that accompany the most delicate condition of baby-having-itude and we combat them with cold, hard facts. That we made up.
Laughter has been scientifically proven to be the Best Medicine, so why not ask your doctor for a prescription for our forthcoming book? The side-effects are minimal, and it will take your mind off all the weird, uncomfortable, possibly pineapple-related things that are afflicting you right now.
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November 12, 2010: BUY OUR BOOK OR WE’LL CRY
No, of course we won’t cry if you don’t buy our book. We’ve already shed our tears — tears of gratitude for being chosen to channel the ancient, divine wisdom contained in Let’s Panic About Babies! All we’re offering you now is the opportunity to confer your acceptance of the truth contained in this slim volume by transferring a small amount of money from your bank account to ours. Is that too much to ask? We don’t think so. So go here for a preview of the knowledge to come, including a sample from our wonderful illustrator, Oslo Davis.
We thank you for your time and consideration.
SEPTEMBER 24, 2010: DON’T BE AFRAID OF A LITTLE SOAP AND WATER
We know you’re busy, we know. It’s hard to find the time or even the motivation to get your hair cut when you spend most of your day picking oatmeal out of it. But before you slide any further down the slippery slope of Mt. Sexy, we’d like you to take a look at our latest post, The Beauty Secrets of Famous Moms. Sure, those celebrimoms may have an army of stylists at their disposal, but don’t despair at your lack of millions, or the fact that your husband or partner rolls away from you at night to spoon with the dog. There are so many simple lessons to be learned from the rich and beautiful among us! What’s Gwyneth’s beauty secret? “It’s all about choices. I choose to make time for a full loofah scrub-down and Swedish massage every morning,” pouts Paltrow, “but you could maybe take a washcloth to those armpits once a week.” Seriously. Phew.