'Uncategorized' Archive
January 19, 2010
Dr. Bradley and I want to apologize for the extended period of non-updating we’ve been indulging in. We’ve been neck-deep in researching and writing our long-awaited Let’s Panic! manuscript. Fortunately, a thoughtful commenter spurred us off the couch and made us realize that we were covered in corn chip dust and guacamole, and that we should update to tell you that. It’s a pretty picture, no?
So fear not, panickers! Once we get this baby out the door we’re going to start updating LIKE MAD. We’re going to update so much you’ll cry and beg us to stop. Until then, please enjoy our archives and accept our sincere apologies.
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November 21, 2009 Some More Excellent Parenting Advice
We at Let’s Panic! HQ have finally realized that many parents have children who are old enough to walk, talk, and have their own Facebook accounts, and that they have been sorely underserved by our fascinating Internet website. No more! We now have a revolutionary new Parenting subsection called “General Parenting Advice” and in it you will actually find painstakingly specific advice. It’s this sort of counterintuitive structuring that puts Let’s Panic! one step ahead of all those other websites written by people.
Our first exciting entry in this category is called An Exhaustive List of Many Things You Probably Shouldn’t Ever Say to Your Offsrping. Or something like that. That’s the basic gist of it. I don’t know.
November 1, 2009: Good news, and even more reason to panic!
As you may have already heard because you follow everything we do and say and think, we’ve secured a book deal with St. Martin’s Press. This means that by the fall of 2010, a mighty tome detailing every tiny thing you need to know to be pregnant and/or an adequate mother will be landing in a bookstore near you. Get ready. This book will contain information you didn’t even know could exist in this world. It will change your life.
In other, also probably important news, H1N1 is already here, and we’re concentrating on surviving the winter so that we may see this book to fruition. Fortunately we have our very own Biodome, which really does come in handy at times like these. We realize that some of you may not be so fortunate, which is why we’ve put together this handy guide to How to Avoid Getting EnFlued. Please note that although we’re putting this story in the “pregnancy” section of the site, much of our information is valid even for women whose wombs are devoid of tiny proto-children.