10 Important Questions to Ask Your Prospective OB-GYN or Midwife

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1. Is that diploma real?
2. How do you feel about natural childbirth?
3. Why are you laughing?
4. Can you use these hand puppets to explain the facts of life to me?
5. Why are your hand puppets so hostile?
6. Can I just have the epidural now?
7. Why are you filming my exam?
8. Why do you need my passport?
9. Who is that man with the night-vision goggles?
10. Why am I being blindfolded?

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