First Month: It’s a Baby, What You Got in There!

What’s going on up in there?

No one really knows what’s going on within the human body at any time, but we can provide you with, at least, an educated guess.

During the first month, most experts agree that the baby is flopping around in there; most likely near the vagina, because that’s where he was made. Want to know what he looks like? Wonder no more.

Here’s your baby!

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Except this big: •

Would You Guess . . .?

Right now, your baby is thinking . . .nothing at all! He’s just a dopey clump of cells. He’s feeling awfully sure of himself, however. This will be straightened out soon enough.

Things that will nauseate you...

...during your first trimester:

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