Third Month: You Shouldn’t Be In Maternity Pants JUST YET

What’s Going On Up In There?

Between thirteen and sixteen weeks, that clump of cells will mature into a fuzzy sack of beating organs. With fingernails! Eeeee!

Here’s Your Baby!

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Woulld you guess?

This month, your baby’s bones begin to “harden,” which means “get more hard.” Baby is also moving like crazy, but what, did you really think you could feel him? He’s just a nubbin. Get a hold of yourself.

Things that will nauseate you...

...during your first trimester:

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