Fifth Month: You’re Adorable! It Won’t Last

What’s going on up in there?

Baby continues to grow physically, of course, but did you know that he’s also growing mentally in ways your dusty adult mind can hardly fathom? Well, fathom this: while you’re rummaging through your cupboards for those stale lemon cremes you bought that time you got high with your cousin and giggled at a tree for two hours, your baby is busy developing his powers of telekinesis. If, by the end of the month, all your cutlery is hopelessly mangled, you know whom to blame—the unborn wonder inside you!

He can also read your thoughts, so watch it.

Here’s your baby!

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Aw.

Things that will nauseate you...

...during your first trimester:

Knock-knock jokes

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