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January 19, 2010

Dr. Bradley and I want to apologize for the extended period of non-updating we've been indulging in. We've been neck-deep in researching and writing our long-awaited  Let's Panic! manuscript. Fortunately, a thoughtful commenter spurred us off the couch and made us realize that we were covered in corn chip dust... [read more]

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