This post is sponsored by Clorox.

We’ve said it before: children can be disgusting. But let’s not put all the blame on them. They leave behind them a wake of trash, crust, and soiled linen, which is also disgusting.

In the video below, Alice opens up her home to us, the Internet, so that we may reflect on what it means to live with a child. The highs, the lows, the joys, the sorrows, and the armpits.

And then we can talk about the horrible things that come out of her cat.

Hey! You can go to “Bleach it Away” to share your messy moments! You might win prizes! Come on! Did your twins simultaneously vomit on your brand-new sweater set? Is the smell coming from your teenager’s room enough to have you calling the Catholic church about an exorcism? Tell them everything!