We all knew this day would come.
A month ago, Eden and Alice traveled to the wilds of NEW YORK CITY to have an intimate conversation with Bethenny Frankel regarding Messy Mom Moments. You know, like the time you filled your push-up water bra with warm caramel, thinking it’d be a sexy surprise later for your partner? And your toddler stumbled into you and your bra burst, and because you were at the playground you were suddenly surrounded by dozens of children trying to dip their apple slices into your shirt? Like THAT kind of messy.
Unfortunately, the good people at Clorox, who sponsored this discussion (and this post, incidentally) felt that such anecdotes as we provided were “unseemly” and also “wildly inappropriate.” And then they added, “not THAT intimate, for heaven’s sake.” So in this first video, we were instructed to sit quietly and listen to Bethenny speak. Look at her! She’s so good at being mature and appropriate!
No, but seriously. We will have our own Moments to discuss in later videos, and they are entirely seemly. And it took us only a few hours of intensive coaching to figure out how to be acceptable to a broader audience! We sure are learning!
Why not go to “Bleach it Away” to share your messy moments? You might win prizes! Come on! Did a newborn festoon your silk blouse with poop? Was the poop his? Did a rambunctious dog knock a cauldron of fudge into your cedar chest, which was filled with your summer whites? Why did you have a cauldron of fudge in your bedroom? We have so many questions!
